Today is Day 6; for days 5-7 of this acupuncturist-recommended cleanse, I am supposed to take double the amount of ClearVite powdery stuff. I checked the handout I was given yesterday to re-read the instructions and I noticed a picture on the front of a SUPER HAPPY couple who presumably use ClearVite.
The girl part of the couple looks normal happy. And then the guy part of the couple looks...mentally retarded happy. I'm wondering if the photo shoot for ClearVite went a little long and by the time they got a picture they wanted to use, the poor guy was just slap happy. His mouth is hanging kind of loosely open, in a sort of gaping, mindless smile. If I can figure out how to post pictures on this wondrous blog, I will! They are either marketing that a) I will be happy taking ClearVite or b) I will become disabled after the process. Keep you posted.
Anyway, not eating the common food allergens has proven to be a good thing-no diarrhea! I am unnaturally happy about this because after having had abnormal things going onf for awhile, I'm happy to have normal things going on...
Days 8-14 of eating powdery weirdness is supposed to be THREE times a day.
The short story is that after my second kid was born, I developed some weird autoimmune problems and wicked IBS. ;) Your Human Guinea Pig is about me being shuffled from doctor to doctor in order to figure out what was going on with my body. Needless to say I started to feel like a human guinea pig, being experimented on and experimenting on myself. The experiment continues...
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